Like everyone else, we're loving the reactions of tourists experiencing American culture firsthand. So we thought we'd have some fun imagining if we had World Cup visitors here in Lex...

🍺 For Freddy the German impressed by the size of Buc-ee's, might we suggest a visit to the glittering palatial aisles of Liquor Barn? It is to a liquor store what Buc-ee's is to a gas station.

🍳 If minds are being blown by getting scattered, smothered + covered hashbrowns at Waffle House...how about a hot brown at Winchell's? (They can also supply ample ranch dressing.)

Hot brown. — The hot brown at Winchell's will blow anyone's mind. | Courtesy of Winchell's.

🐎 If Ft. Worth having an old West vibe fills them with awe, wait until they visit the Kentucky Horse Park... We defy any tourist not to find themselves delightedly shouting: "Horse!"

🎤 And if you want a whole crowd to chime in on singing "Take Me Home, Country Roads," well, we invite you to wherever Cowboy Cam is next hosting karaoke.

Have any suggestions of your own? Send them our way.